BIDENIC HOPES, TRUMPIAN FEARS

 

Et si on mettait Paris dans une bouteille?

What if the Great American Dream is slowly turning into an Imperial Crypto Parano Nightmare?

What if...

What if the democratic, liberal population of Singapore goes into revolt and start to help South Korea, to reinforce its people against the bully government of North Korea? What if the Cuban bully government try to invade Haiti and start a domino effect all over the Caribbean, the Dominicans deciding in turn to liberate Puerto Ricans, but being stopped at the last minute by Venezuelans hoping to expand there, with themselves cowed by the saving grace of the United Kingdom carriers protecting Guyana, under the command of Vice Admiral Indiana Jones Churchill and his virile subluminal cigars? Or was it a long whipping thing?

What if Totalitarian Russia, having conquered Democratic Ukraine and slaughtered its defenseless population, decide to repeat the criminal deed and invade Democratic Norway, starting with a swift landing near Oslo, just like the other time, when Totalitarian Germany used the same illiberal trick?Everybody knows full well that it is foolish to countenance that crazy illiberal Cossack Slav Guy, the one who loves to ride barechested in the Far East, not unlike the one called Ronny Something who used to chop wood in the Far West. One way or the other, what right has to do with might, at a time when the Big Bad Bear is in the process or invading the land of the Medium Mickey Bear, with the tacit approval of most of the population of the land of the Small White Bear? That middling, kievite Bear never was a kin of Mother Russia, as everybody knows. Did Old Abe, Honest Abe ever invaded lands that were never a part of Lily White America in the first place? Never, of course!

And what if that noble democratic alliance called NATO was not that noble? What if it was created by good liberal anglophone folks, ungullible guys and gals who simply wished to spread the ideals of liberal democracy as far away as possible, even in places like Totalitarian Afghanistan, and Totalitarian Irak, that backward sandland populated by backward sandniggers being Tikritified to death by that Sadastic Sand Saddam and probably hoping against hope to be Abu Greibed out of their illiberal, undemocratic, very totalitarian misery.

Everybody knows that.

Non? Il n'est jamais trop tard...

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