AND GOD SAID TO MAN...

 

AND GOD SAID TO MAN:

THOU SHALL NOT DIRTY

THE NAME OF WOMAN,

THE LOVE OF WOMAN,

THE SOUL OF WOMAN,

THE HOME OF WOMAN,

THE BATHROOM OF WOMAN,

ESPECIALLY THE BATHROOM,

IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR THOU,

ON THIS VALLEY OF DARKNESS,

ON THIS LOWLY, SINFUL WORLD,

IF YOU WANT TO AVOID

THE FURY OR A WOMAN SCORNED,

LIKE WHOEVER-IT-WAS ONCE WROTE,

(IT MAY HAVE BEEN MOLIÈRE, FOR ALL I KNOW),

AND IF YOU DO NOT WANT ALL HELL TO BREAK LOOSE,

IN THE UNIVERSE I, THY RIGHFUL AND ONLY GOD, CREATED

FOR THE BOTH OF THOU TO OWN AND POPULATE,

REPEAT, FOR THE BOTH OF THOU TO OWN AND POPULATE,

THEN THOU SHALL BETTER YOUR WAYS,

AND, IO AND BEHOLD,

THOU SHALL ALSO BEWARE THE IDES OF MARS

AND EVEN MORE THE HORDES OF VENUS.

THOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

NOW TRY TO BE WISER THAN WOMAN,

IF THOU CAN,

SOMETHING WHICH I, THY RIGHTFUL AND ONLY GOD, OFTEN DOUBT.

THIS I SWEAR TO ALL HEAVENS, 

IS TRUE FOR ALL ETERNITY.

SO HELP ME GAÏA

THY RIGHTFUL AND ONLY FRIEND, GOD

Post-scriptum: best of luck to thou.

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