TRUMP, MACRON, ST-PIERRE

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Trois personnages

TRUMP, MACRON, ST-PIERRE


ACTE 1

TRUMP

''Je suis perdu!''

MACRON

''Je veux du pognon!''

ST-PIERRE

''J'ai les clés!''


ACTE 2

DEUX PRÉSIDENTS ET UNE ÎLE

Un trumpeur,

Un mec friqué,

La voisine de Langlade...



ACTE 3

A WOULD-BE KING, EL PRESIDENTE FRANCESE, ST-PIERRE-ET-MIQUELON

Je me Trumpe moi-même,

J'en suis crampé

Puis-je changer de continent?


EL FINITO / THE END / LA FIN


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