TO LOSE A CROWN

(Here is an open letter to Charles III, King of Canada, written a few hours before His arrival among His Canadian subjects, to deliver a very important and very official speech in Ottawa, the capital city of His Canadian Kingdom, at the invitation of His Prime Minister, Mark Carney, newly elected as His very honorable position a few weeks ago, in the wake of the fearful trading war initiated a few months ago by our not very trustworthy neighbor to the south, the President of the United States of America, once a puny and backward part of the British Empire, now a giant and wealthy Republic half in awe of the Second Coming of its Savior-in-Chief and Commander-par-excellence, Donald Trump.) Dear King of Canada, Sometimes, the best way to lose a crown is to show it. While many Canadians will certainly be pleased by Your two-days visit among Your subjects, there are some who might feel otherwise. Do You know that not every Canadian is proud to live in a British realm, instead of...