INSIDE A WOMAN'S MIND
''Grand Sachem, do you know what's inside a woman's mind?'' ''Yes, of course. Can you be more precise?'' ''Can you tell me what the priorities of a woman are, Grand Sachem?'' ''That's easy. A woman has two priorities: first her bathroom, then her children, in that order.'' ''What about her husband, Grand Sachem? Surely, he must be a priority too?'' ''Yes, he is a priority for her, but he must compete with the furniture for the third spot.'' * * * PLUS: @charles.millar3 (Twitter)